Its Not Alien Probing or Is It?!

Laxative Tablets

Early Thursday morning and I am getting ready for work. I am only working a half day today and off tomorrow. You would think I would be happy, excited but, no. I feel like a dead man walking, waiting for his day of execution without the Last Meal. My meals today consist of clear liquids only, 4 tablets and huge jug of some type of concoction to clear out my innards.

Yes, I am scheduled to be abducted by Aliens for an experimental probe. Actually, I have a colonoscopy scheduled for early Friday morning. In my opinion it is like that of an alien probe but, instead of an alien it is a human doctor. At least they assured me the doc is human.  I REALLY need to stop watching X-Files. As you can tell, I am not looking forward to it. My Doctor has been nagging me for the last two years to get my hairy bottom in for the probing procedure.  So, let the PARTY begin!

I haven't had a decent meal since yesterday Evening and for some strange reason, I am not feeling hungry yet. I had a couple cups of coffee and some water to keep me dehydrated. I don't know how much longer I can go on without food. I LOVE FOOD! I have to admit, I don't eat food just because I am hungry, oh no. I eat food because, I love the taste, the experience. It is a very short list of the foods I don't like. Darn! I need to go to work. More later....

I am home from work and I am craving a California burrito right now. Oh, that meaty, tangy flavor all wrapped up in a warm, soft flour tortilla. Oh, and a Blizzard too. My Son and I were watching Shark Week last night and a Dairy Queen commercial came on advertising the Blizzard in all of its creamy, swiryl glory mixed with any of the sugary sweetness your heart desires. I am torn between desiring the Twix Blizzard or the Reeses's Peanut Butter Cup. I can't wait until this probing is over because, I am going to stuff this face with a Cali burrito and both the Twix  & the Reeses's Peanut Butter Cup Blizzards.

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I took the 4 laxative tablets at Noon as instructed and at 5 PM I started to work on finishing 3 liters out of a 4 liter jug of the concoction that was prescribed to me. The first two 8 oz glasses didn't taste half bad, I felt like I got this, easy breezy. WRONG! I had to drink 8 oz every 10 minutes and after a while this stuff tastes nasty. By 7:42 PM, I was done with the 3 liters. YAY ME!!! What worked for me to get through the first 3 liters, I set my timer for 10 minutes and chugged the glass within 3-4 minutes which gave me about a 7 to 6 minute rest.   At 3 am, I have to wake up to finish the remaining liter. YUCK!

Anyway, until next time, PLEASE enjoy a California burrito for me and a Blizzard. Ya gotta have the Blizzard.